I won't waste another minute of your time.
It ain’t easy being junk mail, believe me. But it IS easy for you to recycle me, and lots of other stuff…all of which you can learn about at Curbside Basics.
I've got something absorbing to tell you.
Although it probably won't make the New York Times best seller list any time soon, your Curbside Collection Schedule should still be on your must-read list.
We gotta talk. I'll keep it clean.
You know, you’re more apt to recycle me and other plastics, aluminum cans and paper if you have a spiffy recycling cart to put us in (you’ll be less tempted to throw us in the trash). Request a cart.